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1 Reviews by Melissah

Massage Envy - Closter

A bad massage ruins your day July 14, 2011 | 15 of 30 people found this review helpful

Massage Envy - Closter
Overall rating based on: 1 of 4 (25 %) Customers would visit this business again
Service Quality
0 of 5
Service Variety
0 of 5
Atmosphere
0 of 5
Staff Expertise
2 of 5

I have been going to see a very good massage therapist by the name of Fanny. She wasn't working today and I needed a massage so I went with someone else. She was horrible! Her nails were too long so when she was attempting to give me a deep tissue massage I felt her nails the entire time (short nails are the first thing they teach you in school). She was all over the place..had NO idea what she was doing. I don't know about you but the constant sound of a massage therapist clearing her throat isn't relaxing! I'm guessing she just graduated and still needs time to learn techniques but I didn't go there and pay good money for someone to practice on me. Went for a an hour and a half and I refused to stay for even an hour she was so bad. If you do HAVE to go here see Fanny. Cause to me it just seems like they hire just about anyone!

I would visit this business again? No